Your wrong. So just sit their in you're wrongness and be wrong.

Irony. A greatly under appreciated technique. In telling people you're being Ironic it then ceases all ironic intentions and is no longer ironic.

"Tories Out". Come back labour all is forgiven. The student's new best friend: The Labour Party.

Let's forget how they themselves lied about tuition fees when they came into power. Let's forget about the mass amounts of debt they have put this country in. Let's forget that without the Labour Party's shambolic regime the country wouldn't be in a position where tuition fees have to be put up. Let's forget that University should not be about academic achievements it should be about everyone being allowed in.

The government, no matter which person runs it, will always be the same. It will always be an establishment that will be criticised and ridiculed whenever it decides to act like a government. "You're taking away our free money for sitting around doing nothing? This is a breach of our human rights, we should be allowed to feed off the state". No-one anywhere in the UK will ever be pleased by the governments actions. I myself am a student and if it were not for the terrible admission policies that universities had then I would not be in a position where I can be educated. If you cannot perform at GCSE or A-Level standard then why should you be allowed to perform at Degree Standard? I actually wonder if anyone protesting actually knows the governments plans for University? Or if everyone of them is going out with the mindset that the fees will go up to £9,000 tomorrow?

No. People who are out protesting are not better people than me just because I am sat here typing and they are out there chanting "Tories Out". Please disappear with this notion to a far off island and use it to keep you warm. The violent protests were only by a small minority but groups will always be labelled by the minority. 1% of Muslims might be terrorists, with the other 99% being up standing members of the community, yet you go on a train where a muslim is stood with a backpack and try not to think "HE'S GONNA BLOW US UP". I guarantee you that you will struggle. The protests didn't have to be violent to be noticed. The second protests turned violent, and yet it took me 4 days to hear of them.

Please don't try and give me your opinions, yes it is censorship and yes you are entitled to your own opinion but No, I don't have to listen to them and no I don't have to take them into account.

There is no Governmental Party that will sort this country out without having to cross people. I do not know a lot about politics but I know that for certain. Hey, at least we dont live in a socialist state.

A bin man should not be paid the same as a brain surgeon just because the brain surgeon is smarter. It is the bin man's fault he isn't smart enough to be a brain surgeon. Nothing against bin men, they do an important job, without them the streets and roads will be filled with refuge and disease, but it isn't as taxing as brain surgery. Why can't a man own two cars? He's worked hard for it, why should he not be allowed to enjoy it? It's not a case of keep the rich, rich and keep the poor, poor. It's a case of: " you've worked hard, here, enjoy it" it shouldn't be: " You don't work, you should have half of his wages because of this" Life doesn't work like that, the country would fall apart. Charles Darwin: " Survival of the fittest".

World Peace will never happen. World Hunger will never be solved. There are too many greedy and powerful people in this world.

Sitting around in your Benefit paid for flat smoking drugs and expressing your hatred of the "sheeple" of the world is not cool. Grow up, get a job and start contributing.

Please don't think me to be a different person than you thought you knew. I am the same, I just cannot sit back without expressing my opinion, because that's all it is, an opinion. I would never wish death upon anyone, I would never kick a puppy, I would never put a cat in a wheelie bin. I am only human, and there are too many crimes going on in this world that no-one notices. I am not a terrible human being. I am not Hitler. I am not Usama bin-Laden.

This is the English way to make yourself fit back together.

Wow, awful long time since I posted a blog. I'm not one of these people who write a blog every week to update 4 people on how I'm doing. I prefer to think of them as evidence for my future breakdown. Also I can use these rarely seen archives to detail all of my emo inspired thoughts. I seriously think I could be somewhat Bi-polar, my actions are erratic and at one minute in time I can be the happiest person in the world and then the next I can be miserable and deeply troubled about trivial things, such as the fact that I didn't get spoken to by the girl I'm hopelessly in love with. Although, I think it's all just that I'm a drama queen and enjoy the attention I get when people ask me what's up and I just coyly say " Oh nothing I'm fine", for two seconds of my life someone cares. Yes. I am a lonely and desperately emotional person, but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as...FUCK OFF. Yes Marilyn Monroe said a quote that people find worthy enough to plaster ALL over the internet and in everyone's faces, who cares really? I do not that is for sure. If I can't handle you at your worst, then it's not that I don't deserve you at your best, it's that I just simply do not care enough to handle you at your lowest point in life.

Jim Morrison was just a person.

Bob Marley was just a person.

John Lennon was just a person.

Kurt Cobain was just a person.

Bob Dylan is just a person.

Lady Gaga is just a person.

If you worship musicians simply because they:"speak to you" and " create messages" then you really do not deserve to have opinions on anything that is considered to be Real.

Yes, people use music as a form of escapism, sometimes all a person has is a CD they've had since they were 12 and cannot afford another and they need that CD to survive, it's all they have in the world.

I'm talking about the people who endlessly worship Musicians because they think they are, "Fit" or "Geniuses".

Tom DeLonge and Mark Hoppus describe teenage angst to it's fullest extent and somewhat exhaust something that really only lasts for technically 6 years of a persons life, if someone lives to be 60 then Blink 182 have had a career describing 6% of someone's life. They do not deserve to be worshipped. They are brilliant musicians and Blink is one of my favourite bands. But they DO NOT deserved to be treated as living Gods.

Jim Morrison. Urgh. Don't get me started. For one, The Doors aren't even THAT good. He was an arrogant prick who lived to treat the world as his subordinate. You chose to be a musician James.

And now for something completely different.

I have this philosophy. If I play my top 25 most played tracks on my Ipod how would a person react. I know you wouldn't skip a song. That, to me, is what things are made of.

I was told recently to get a girl that looked like you, a sort of replacement, I answered " I'd rather just have her", it isn't romantic, but it is what I feel. I know we are in somehow supposed to be something, breaks my heart that we aren't.

You are everything I ever wanted in a girl. Everything. Yet I still cannot stop loving someone else. Love is a bit of a strong word, yet adore just doesn't do what I feel justice. I don't love her, I don't adore her, I'm in the middle, but to say my feelings are middle ground of two, well that just doesn't even get a second look.

Basically I'm a mess who switches between girls like a dog will between trees. Just know this. No matter how many trees I will want to run up to. I will always want to piss forever on you.

That's the least romantic statement ever made by man besides " fancy a quickie". But the sentiment is next to none.

The Internet

As time goes by I spend even more time on the internet. I hopelessly browse Facebook looking for someone to talk to, someone to talk to me. I never find it. It seems that even though you are on someone's "friend" list you still don't have the right to talk to them. Social networking sites are nothing but huge popularity contests, I've had enough of high school thanks.

The amount of people who will talk trash over the internet continues to amaze me. I constantly live under the thought of: " What if they do actually find me and I've just told them to " Go F**k your own dog whilst giving a reach around to a spider monkey"?". Smack talk over a keyboard will always be that, over a keyboard. A screen makes anyone feel like Rocky, and whilst the internet exists, this will always happen.

The Google safe search filter has been a bane on lives ever since the invention of man. It hinders man's search for that elusive naked picture of a celebrity. Because man may well be in work or in church, but, the opportunity to see Katie Perry's nipples is an opportunity that no-one can pass up.

Mein Saviour

I have had this theory for years now, but, I think there is a high possibilty that the second coming of "Our Lord" has already happened. I believe he has already graced our earth, and practised his fathers' bidding already. The lord God sent hell upon earth when he instructed Noah to build a big old boat and save the animals, so that he could drown every fucker who ever lived simply because he was pissed off. The jews are the ones who condemed Jesus to be killed by crucifixtion, albeit with a little influence from some priests who were all like; " that blud is like well deserving to die, save the murderer innit". So Jesus has every reason to dislike jews right? He has suitable grounds to be a bit miffed at them, so much so the fact that he predicted they would do him over. My theory is the following: A man who already dislikes Jews, becomes of a position to do something about it, he can have millions of them killed at his own whim. The second reincarnation of Jesus; was Adolf Hitler. Think about it.

Four Unicorns Can Kill Intelligent Tapiers

My very good friend always says; " Nice guys finish Last". This is true. Although I doubt he actually first said this saying, but he says it, so it gives me a firmer grasp than saying, 'they say..'. You know what I mean?

Telling a guy he's the "nicest lad ive ever met", is worse than calling him a knob. True Story.